Why you shouldn't go to BP

I just went to BP to get some Coke. When I was walking back this woman pulled over and asked if I wanted a lift. She sounded stoned.
I said, 'Nah its cool.'
So she said, 'Oh promise Oh'm not a child molestor or anythin'.'
I said, 'Nah its a'right.'
I considered saying I wasn't a kid anyway, but thought better of it.
The moral of the story is: don't go to BP.