Last night was Readings Night at SMB, which I MCed*.
This guy called Nimmo, who's in my Photography class was really drunk, and stopped in the middle of his story to go, 'Mmmmmmm.... Hmmmmmm... Ohhhhhh...' for about thirty seconds. When he gave me back the mic and went back to his seat he forgot his drinks (a VB and a UDL), so he had to come back to the podium and get them. Then he kicked me and went back to the seat.

*If that's actually a word.