What the...?!
I got <--this in a 'Christmas' cracker (something else that really has nothing to do with Christmas). About all I can figure out about it is that it is small, plastic, white has a ring on the end of its nose, and it came out of a cracker. Perhaps it's supposed to be a pendant?
From the cracker I also got some jokes, the least bad of which was: 'How do pixies eat? By goblin!'
The photo on the right is of Kurt Gunther, a real estate guy from Croydon. My brother Doomie has stuck it to the lid of the scanner. I don't know why. Anyway, Kurt Gunther has about as much to do with Christmas as small, white, plastic things or the crackers they come from.