Starbucks Oracle
Although we don't have Starbucks in Australia (except in Melbourne CBD, maybe?) I tried this out. You tell it what you normally order at Starbucks (so I just told it what I'd get at any other café) and it tells you what sort of a person you are...
- Personality type: Asshat
- You carry around philosophy books you haven't read...
- ...and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses...
- ...even though you have perfect vision.
- You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated.
- You hang out in coffee shops...
- ...because you don't have a job...
- ...because you got your degree in French Poetry.
- People who drink normal sized cappuccinos are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.
- Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
- Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better
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