Last night as I was walking from Camp St to church, I stopped at a certain McDonalds, in a suburb that shall remain unnamed.* I had exactly 40¢**, so I was going to get a 40¢ cone.
I walked up to the counter and boldly said, 'Could I have a 40¢ cone, please?'
'Um, actually, they're 50¢ now,' said the girl at the counter. 'Heh heh heh.'
'Well I can't afford one then,' I said.

However:

I'm still the 1,435,909,091st richest person on earth! How rich are you? >>

*Despite the fact that there are only three McDonaldses in Ballarat.
**Well, technically I also had about 37¢ in my bank account, but that's not much good, is it?